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Hey! Open up and gimme some answers, dammit!
[Accidental video broadcasts are the best way to start the day, obviously. Even better when they feature a short Asian child, dressed in a set of clothes which might look badass if they fit properly, angrily beating on Mom's door. The video is angled and partially obscured by grass; however exactly this newcomer left Mom's house, the expulsion was violent enough to spill his bag.]
Where the hell is everyone, and WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THIS-
[He punctuates the last bit with a swift kick at the door. Not a good idea.]
YOWowowowowow-
[Yeah, doors are still solid. And hopping around on one foot, especially on a rainy day, is still a very bad idea -- Impmon trips backwards and falls. On the bright side, the impact is enough to shut off the Pokégear for a while.]
[When the feed comes back on, much later, it's at least intentional this time. He's glaring into the camera, dripping wet and looking like a cat that's had it's first experience with flea baths.]
If this is someone's idea of a joke, you are SICK, you here me?
[He's not pouting, YOU'RE pouting.]
I dunno how the hell I ended up back in the real world or why some crazy chick thinks she's my mother, and you know what? I don't really care! But this?
[He gives a quick up and down gesture to his shiny new human body.]
TOO FAR. Whoever did this better tell me how the hell to change back, or EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO BOOM.
[His free hand makes a little 'poof' gesture as he speaks; it's apparently habitual, as he doesn't seem to be aware of it.]
And. Um.
[He calms down a bit, looking like he'd rather get swallowed up by the ground than broadcast what he's about to say publicly.]
Renamon, Guilmon, Ai and Mako... Terriermon. If any of you guys hear this, try to get in touch. This place is freakin' WEIRD.
[Accidental video broadcasts are the best way to start the day, obviously. Even better when they feature a short Asian child, dressed in a set of clothes which might look badass if they fit properly, angrily beating on Mom's door. The video is angled and partially obscured by grass; however exactly this newcomer left Mom's house, the expulsion was violent enough to spill his bag.]
Where the hell is everyone, and WHY DO I LOOK LIKE THIS-
[He punctuates the last bit with a swift kick at the door. Not a good idea.]
YOWowowowowow-
[Yeah, doors are still solid. And hopping around on one foot, especially on a rainy day, is still a very bad idea -- Impmon trips backwards and falls. On the bright side, the impact is enough to shut off the Pokégear for a while.]
[When the feed comes back on, much later, it's at least intentional this time. He's glaring into the camera, dripping wet and looking like a cat that's had it's first experience with flea baths.]
If this is someone's idea of a joke, you are SICK, you here me?
I dunno how the hell I ended up back in the real world or why some crazy chick thinks she's my mother, and you know what? I don't really care! But this?
[He gives a quick up and down gesture to his shiny new human body.]
TOO FAR. Whoever did this better tell me how the hell to change back, or EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GO BOOM.
[His free hand makes a little 'poof' gesture as he speaks; it's apparently habitual, as he doesn't seem to be aware of it.]
And. Um.
[He calms down a bit, looking like he'd rather get swallowed up by the ground than broadcast what he's about to say publicly.]
Renamon, Guilmon, Ai and Mako... Terriermon. If any of you guys hear this, try to get in touch. This place is freakin' WEIRD.
